What To Do If My Boyfriend Forgot My Birthday?

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A female reader, anonymous, writes 2 September 2007 : i feel for you and myself because i have been feeling same as you. Love is always in abundant supply if we can open our minds to see it. It should not be taken too seriously.

Men will always, always pursue what they want. A man who is interested in a woman will not forget the things important to her. But in reality, I was suffering because of my perception.

Topic: He forgot my birthday

Want to feel young and thin again. Be happy and remember that things could be worse. Congrats on joining the 28-years-old-forever club. We have millions of members all over the world. They say that age is just a number. Yea right — and jail is just a room. Today, I would advise you to be nice to your kids. Remember, the older you get, the closer you get to having them choose a nursing home. They would have put you down by now. You only look one year older than you did on your last birthday. May you live to be so old, you sincerely wish you were dead. Congrats on reaching an age that makes your receding hairline seem appropriate. Unless, of course, I did remember it, in which case — please disregard this message. Remember this today: if you lick all the frosting off a cupcake, it becomes a muffin — and muffins are healthy. After seeing all the candles on your cake, I seriously hope that you topped off your fire insurance. May the number of candles outnumber your gray hairs. The key is to prevent it from trickling down into your body. I promise to stop counting the years after this one. You only look as old as the last selfie you took. May you live to be so old, handicapped stalls become a necessity and not just a spacious place to do your business. I was going to bake you a delicious rum cake, but I decided to go with a regular cake. You know, when I turned two, I panicked because in one year, I doubled my age. I just wanted to let you know that today, on your birthday, I have all the respect in the world for you. I hope you accept my birthday wishes and these white lies today. I just wanted to let you know that I picked out your coffin on the way here. Can you even remember what that was like. I would be happy to volunteer as the first person to take a day off of work in your honor. Today, we add another candle to your cake, and your doctor will add another prescription to your arsenal of medication. At least you get to be normal one day out of the year. This modern greeting will have to do. Look at that — my wish came true. I hope you enjoy those senior citizen discounts. It sure beats the alternative. I got you a pair of sunglasses this year, so you can protect your eyes from the blinding light of all these candles. Just stay away from the karaoke machine, and everyone will have a good time. The older you get, the more temptation starts avoiding you, so enjoy the sweeter things in life while you still can. Sure, they bring parties and good times. But they also bring wrinkles and saggy bits. Counting your wrinkles is like trying to when a man forgets your birthday the stars in the sky. Just 364 more days until you have to endure another barrage of birthday wishes. I would bake you a cake if I knew how to use an oven. Where is your birthday cake dear brother. Just think about that for a second. I learned so much that year because I had someone who lived through it to tell me firsthand stories. Thanks for being such a great history teacher. I asked the rhinoceros and he recognized you. Because I always have to tell a bunch of lies. You are the sweetest man I have ever met. You know, the whiskey, gin, rum and vodka. Unfortunately, I accidentally ended up using all your wishes. As you start aging, your hair turns gray. Enjoy what little hair you have left. Happy Birthday to my bully of a brother. Happy Birthday to the shadow-iest older brother in the world. Thanks for doing everything wrong first. If you keep on working hard, one day you may end up being like me. Or maybe something you actually want instead. Because I know it hurts someone like you. At your age, that would take a really long time. May you continue to enjoy your 20s, dear cousin. Okay, technically, we just feel better about our age when we drink lots of wine. You must be one evil person cousin, Happy when a man forgets your birthday. You know, you really have to start caring about these things at your age, cousin. May you live to be so old that you frighten small children unintentionally. After all, your time is quickly running out. And to think, you always believed you would never amount to anything. I hope your age is as irrelevant to you as your birthday is to most people on Facebook, my dear cousin. They say that growing old is truly an art. You, my friend, must be a Picasso or a Rembrandt. Those are the marks of wisdom. I truly love celebrating your birthday with you. Your when a man forgets your birthday are always extra big to fit all of those candles. In my book, more cake is always a good thing. You, my friend, are one year closer to finding out. The wonderful thing about finally being over the hill is that you pick up speed. I searched far and wide to find you when a man forgets your birthday perfect present. Then I realized, having me as a friend is the best present anyone could ever ask for. You really would have loved the gift I never bothered to send you. You only get better with age — and your ability to hide how old you really are. I will always be there for you — unless you want to jump out of a plane with only one parachute. Frankly, I feel really bad about how old you are. Thanks for keeping all of the adults busy with your antics when we were kids so that I never was punished. I will have the fire extinguisher ready in case your birthday cake gets out of control. But believe me, I can remember both of them.

I would never ask for a thing, fighting back tears when he flirted with other women or forgot my birthday. Seeing that he also did special things for his last girlfriend, it really seems like he is treating you as second best. It then becomes a bit more understandable. It's the one day in the year when we get tons of maybe undeserved respect from others, and sometimes free stuff! A female reader, anonymous, writes 30 December 2009 : My boyfriend forgot my birthday the other day, too. Your opinions would be awesome, thanks. I just wanted to let you know that today, on your birthday, I have all the respect in the world for you.